Laughter is the best medicine, and what better way to get your daily dose of giggles than through a hilarious Mexican joke? Whether you're Mexican or not, these jokes are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and leave you with a smile on your face. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your ass off with these funny ass Mexican jokes!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
Because he wanted to be a little chil-laxative!
What did the Mexican say when he got a cheese grater for his birthday?
"Gracias, I can finally make my own shredded cheese!"
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila made him do it!
How do you know if a Mexican robbed your house?
Your lawn mower is gone and your weed whacker is still there!
Why don't Mexicans ever have Sex Ed and Driver's Ed on the same day?
They don't want to wear out the donkey!
Why did the Mexican kid have a fear of flying?
Because his parents always told him to "jump"!
Why did the Mexican wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
He wanted to be dressed for the occasion!
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Why did the Mexican take his wife to the top of a building?
He wanted to show her what true love was all about – jumping!
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos!
Why don't Mexicans ever have barbecues?
Because the beans always fall through the grill!
Why did the Mexican man put his wife in a bottle?
He wanted to drink his wife away!
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
Tequila made him think he could fly!
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife out of the window?
Tequila made him think he could fly again!
What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car?
Carlos the Low Rider!
Why did the Mexican man put a fence around his yard?
Because he wanted to keep his house in the family!
Why do Mexicans never have barbecues?
Because the beans always fall through the grill!
Why don't Mexicans ever have sex ed and driver's ed on the same day?
They don't want to wear out the donkey!
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window?
Because he wanted to see a butterfly!